Sunday, January 4, 2009

Not Me Monday

I did not graze all New Years Day.

I did not enjoy a quiet game of sequence with my wife on New Year's Eve.

I did not watch an obscene amount of Monk episodes on New Years Day.

I did not spend the entire day in my 'bed clothes'

I did not happily enjoy my entire break.

I did not wish for Handy Manny, the extended version at any point during my 'alone with kids' part of this week. In addition, I did not choose all week to step over toys rather than pick them up.

I did not silently wonder if it would be closer to New Year's Day or Valentine's Day when I finally put up the Christmas Stuff.

I did not at any time wish that candy was made up of less sticky things...or ponder how it got in my kids hair.

I did not enjoy every single one of my Christmas presents.

I didn't stay up late at all this week and I did not get to sleep in at all. I do not at all dread the first day of school next week.

I absolutely did not enjoy watching Benjamin Buttons with my beautiful bride on a stolen getaway. I did not gorge myself at the restaurant.

I did not enjoy writing this one bit.

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Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Awesome seeing this from a male perspective! I love it! I also have wished for the Handy Manny extended version- a few minutes of peace, please!!

Wayne said...

great not me monday i found it really funny

blueviolet said...

I'm wondering what constitutes an obscene amount? hmmmm

Nikki B. said...

I'm going to have to follow your blog just to keep an up and up with the masculine side of the girls in my family are outnumbered by the boys!

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

I had a wonderful time on our date, too. Great movie, great food, great Honey. When can we do it again???? :)
Gonna miss you tomorrow...

Chris Bowers said...

Great Post!

Chris Bowers said...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. This post is the featured post today at Worth a Thousand Words.