Wednesday, March 4, 2009
My assignment that I chose to accept from the pages of Mama Kat were the Limericks. But, since regular limericks I had heard always start like 'There once was a young man from Pawtucket.', I chose a nicer (slightly) route. I would write of reality shows that intrigue me. So, without further adieu, Reality Limericks for your viewing pleasure. Please stop by, Mama Kat's to play her game.
There once was a dude named Jason
who enjoyed all the girls he was chasin'.
But, he played the fool and acted like a tool
He was unaware of the wrath he was facin'.
There once was a girl named Mel.
For a prick she did fell.
But he chose another after sayin' he loved her
Now she wishes he would go to Hell.
Biggest Loser Limericks
There once was a rather cool show on TV
who showed people in obesity.
We saw their weight fall off thats great,
With just a little risk to their sanity.
But then the show took another direction
it seemed like it had greater deception.
The rules changed much, just to mess with and such,
The poor schmucks who gave perspiration.
Top Chef Limerick
There once was a guy named Tom,
who once learned to cook from his mom.
Now he thinks he knows, 'cause his dishes don't blow
how to judge food to tell whether it bombed.
Rock of Love
There was a young lad named Bret,
who knew girls that were hard to get.
So, he sang songs, smoked a few bongs,
and now with his harem he's all set.
Posted by Lane at 8:27 PM